DJ Trump's first seven jobs
by Dave Winer Tuesday, August 9, 2016

  1. Untied schoolmate's shoelaces.
  2. Stole kids lunch money.
  3. Sold fake raffle tickets.
  4. Rigged election for 6th grade class president, lost anyway.
  5. Forged father's signature on report card.
  6. Fired principal, a joke! -- suspended unfairly, will get even.
  7. Ordered 27 pizzas for dorm, sadly bankrupt, didn't pay. Suckers!