Old joke, still funny! :-)

Sunday, August 12, 2007 by Dave Winer.

Two jews walking down the street. 

Sign on Catholic church: Convert now, we'll pay you $20. 

One jew says: Hmmm, that's tempting.  

Nahhh. 

Next day the sign says: Convert now, $100. Cash. 

Oh man, that's a lot of money. Maybe I should convert! 

Tempting. 

Nahhhh. 

Next day: Convert now, $1000. Act now! 

That's it, the jew says to the other jew and he goes into the church. 

His friend waits outside. 

When he comes out... Is it true, did they give you $1000? 

Punchline... 

Is that all you people think about! 

PS: I can tell this joke cause I'm jewish.