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In a moment of insanity
  I take the Fifth.
  I plead temporary insanity.
  Nolo contendere.
  I threw reason out the window.
  I felt smug for some reason.
  And I was feeling jealous of all the people who, on April 3, would have their iPad. And I won't.
  So, after reading that Andrew Baron ordered one with his winnings on AAPL stock, I figured I could do it too. So I sucked my gut and pressed Submit.
  Now I have one of these things, whatever the frack it is, on its way to me in just a couple of weeks.
  At least I'll be able to watch Fargo on it.
  PS: I am totally out of my mind.