Half of America is crazy

  We all believe one half of America is crazy. All we differ on is which half.
  That may be an over-simplification.
  More specifically, half of America thinks the other half is crazy. And the other half thinks the first half is lazy, stupid and corrupt.
  Another truth imho is that we all watch too much TV, and that's what really makes us crazy.
  We're also all confused. Some of us think there's a way out of the confusion -- blame someone else.