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| guardiantech: Will classic Star Wars games still be super on Wii? http://bit.ly/12wd2q | guardian |
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| guardiantech: Breakfast briefing: Facebook, FriendFeed and a new Google? http://bit.ly/urWNR | guardian |
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| neilhimself: Here's a page from Charles Vess's upcoming adaptation of INSTRUCTIONS. May have to take it down when people notice: http://twitpic.com/dhe6b | twitpic |
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| eonline: Jolie: More Kids With Pitt, But No Mr. and Mrs. Smith 2 http://bit.ly/TfvO0 | eonline |
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| ijustine: @aplusk thanks for the tweet! | #36 |
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| nytimes: Burmese Activist Found Guilty; House Arrest to Continue http://bit.ly/KHfci | nytimes |
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| mashable: Delicious Founder: I Wish I Had Not Sold to Yahoo - http://bit.ly/16HcZd | mashable |
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| johncmayer: That was fun. Chelsea bashes me all the time, can't I bash her one night on my Twitter? Yes. (The answer is yes.) | #7 |
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| petewentz: by a percentage how many people believe everything they read on the internet? we can do a hand count... | #92 |
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| neilhimself: The Hugo Award Novel nominees (I am the one with a jacket but without a tie, for those of you trying to work it out) http://bit.ly/3ScSmE | io9 |
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| johncmayer: So glad that's over. I think I'm going to have pink Trivial Pursuit pieces in my stool tomorrow. | #7 |
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| johncmayer: Funniest person with an adverb in their show title. RT @perezhilton Chelsea Handler is one of the funniest people on the planet. Period. | #7 |
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| petewentz: http://bit.ly/kQo5H this is the link 2 the last falloutboy show in u.s. for a very long time. yes it is with blink at madison square garden! | pickrset |
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| PerezHilton: @johncmayer You know what's REALLY funny? Your insecurity. Oh, and the fact that you once made out with me! xoxo | #17 |
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| nytimes: Burmese Activist Found Guilty in Security Case http://bit.ly/2vxoR | nytimes |
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| johncmayer: I kid, I kid. We're just having fun. She has a great crowd tonight. It's called "laughter.mp3" | #7 |
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| PerezHilton: Chelsea Handler is one of the funniest people on the planet. Period. | #17 |
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| johncmayer: Fabolous just said "redicolous." | #7 |
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| cnnbrk: Myanmar opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi sentenced to 18 months of house arrest http://bit.ly/190vQT #Myanmar #Burma | cnn |
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| johncmayer: I think I just heard Chelsea's chair yawn. | #7 |
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| johncmayer: So far this show has come through with its promise of lots of exclamation points but zero E. | #7 |
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| 50cent: I got cast as The Multi-Player Voice on "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2" - check out some pics http://bit.ly/2va4l | thisis50 |
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| johncmayer: This show is so unfunny it just stripped jokes off of other funny things. | #7 |
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| johncmayer: Rule #46389: if you say something and hold your face slightly tilted as if to say "I did just say that" then it's magically funny. | #7 |
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| PerezHilton: @johncmayer That was so funny! | #17 |
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| johncmayer: I hope I see an ASPCA commercial or something like it. I need something to raise the mood. | #7 |
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| neilhimself: You can actually see the "blue ribbons" our honey won at http://bit.ly/oUs0Q, and read @birdchick's thoughts on it at http://bit.ly/4nE1su | fabulouslorraine |
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| PerezHilton: People, Zacquisha can run his fingers through his hair. He can wear flannel. He can do whatever he wants. Zacquisha was pre-Rpatz! | #17 |
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| TechCrunch: RXVantage Taps Into Massive Pharma Sales/Marketing Budgets http://tcrn.ch/4ip0 by @arrington | techcrunch |
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| johncmayer: What does @chelsealately use for a teleprompter, an iPhone? | #7 |
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| wilw: Oh. Duh. Xbox Live update tonight. That's probably why streaming is degraded. Well, at least I got to make a RealPlayer '95 joke. | #38 |
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| PerezHilton: @johncmayer Hilarious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha | #17 |
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| johncmayer: Jupiter instead of Mercury!!! Bad lie because it's the wrong planet!! Laugh Count zero. | #7 |
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| johncmayer: What color is her hair? It's not dirty blond. Filthy blond? | #7 |
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| johncmayer: Pre-Tape!!! Fun with fast edits. | #7 |
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| wilw: Netflix just unwatch[Buffering...]able on Xbox Live for me tonight. It's [Buffering...] like RealPlayer '95 over he[Buffering...]re. | #38 |
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| PerezHilton: @johncmayer You are so funny, dude! It's amazing how funny you are! | #17 |
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| johncmayer: We are on!!!! Here we go!! | #7 |
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| PerezHilton: @TaylorSwift13 There's video now! http://bit.ly/1GgJp1 Lovesit! | bit |
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| johncmayer: Ooh, a teaser!!! | #7 |
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| johncmayer: east coast people who have already seen the telecast, please don't give away any of her biting satire. I want to not laugh. | #7 |
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| johncmayer: I happen to have exactly 30 minutes. RT: " I don't have time to explain why John Mayer isn't funny." via @chelsealately | #7 |
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| mashable: Twitter CEO’s Wife Tweeting While in Labor - http://bit.ly/tc77W | mashable |
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| johncmayer: Reminder: Turn on E! in ten minutes (west coast) and I'll be live tweeting coverage of Chelsea Lately. | #7 |
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| johncmayer: Sorry about the typos. I always get nervous before a new episode of Chelsea. I hope she brings her A game. | #7 |
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| johncmayer: (3xtypo) I met Joel McHale at the Tonight Show. Really nice guy. "I just tell' em, dude" was implied. | #7 |
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| johncmayer: Pre-gaming with "The Soup." Joel McHale is funny as hell. The insults are secondary to the writing. | #7 |
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| biz: Inglorious Basterds was intense, funny, and violent -- all the makings of a hit but I ate too much popcorn | #47 |
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| neilhimself: Also, @Paul_Cornell should actually have got a Hugo nomination for best Graphic Story for Captain Britain & MI:13 per http://bit.ly/10qt1R | livejournal |
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| PerezHilton: Re: Jaime Pressly pissing herself. Yes, she really did. RT @candiscayne @PerezHilton My friend was there and called me when it happened lol | #17 |
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| neilhimself: Astonishingly kind article by @damiengwalter about me, on the Guardian Book Blog http://bit.ly/1wuVeK | guardian |
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| kevinrose: blind search test, who has the best results? http://bit.ly/YQN0y | fejus |
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| JustJared: Olivia Wilde Has Pooch Passion: House M.D. hottie Olivia Wilde takes her two dogs for a walk in Los Angeles on S.. http://bit.ly/bjHNz | buzznet |
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| MCHammer: READ: They want us to fight for their entertainment. BLAST24:NEWS http://mchammer.com/ | mchammer |
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| neilhimself: Photo of me, Frank Wu and Elizabeth Bear with our Hugo Awards at http://bit.ly/3hoIya | scifiwire |
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| KimKardashian: Every Monday I'm gonna make it my Music Monday's and ask for different songs, love hearing from u guys! Ok Night Night 4 real! | #18 |
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| BJMendelson: Dogs and Two-Year Olds: Mental Equals http://bit.ly/Af1Eh | yahoo |
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| tonyhawk: Inglourious Basterds = another Tarantino classic. Best re-use of a soundtrack song with Bowie's "Cat People." Spoiler alert: Nazis lose. | #32 |
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| KimKardashian: Ok watching Forensic Files, then Intervention then Obsessed about Hoarders! My night is complete! Night guys! Tweet Dreams, say your prayers | #18 |
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| woot: $14.99 : Altec Lansing Orbit Speaker for iPod & MP3 Players - 2 Pack http://www.woot.com | woot |
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| Veronica: Blueberry muffins! http://twitpic.com/dh6d5 | twitpic |
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| petewentz: tuff competition-i think were the underdog but if u wanna vote for "i dont care" go here: http://bit.ly/3bGY8r | mtv |
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| ijustine: http://twitpic.com/dh5om - Potential? | twitpic |
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| iamdiddy: RT @KLEANTHEDREAM: follow @dirtymoneycrew and make sure yall stay on the train *choooo choooo* LOL | #13 |
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| JustJared: Jennifer Garner & Victor Garber: Speedy Sprinters: Jennifer Garner takes a hike with her former Alias co-star ac.. http://bit.ly/19BoR4 | buzznet |
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| iamdiddy: Thank you to all for watching the show tonight!Thank you! | #13 |
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| petewentz: Vinnie is the avalanche @ak47 tonight. "Why can't I understand what's inside u? Is it just guts and black stuff?" http://mypict.me/jLh3 | mypict |
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| mileycyrus: Jammin' to "Single Ladies" :) I'm lovin' life! | #46 |
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| KimKardashian: I love downloading songs, thanks for all of your songs! I'm making a mix now for my ipod. | #18 |
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| KimKardashian: Any good love songs I can download? | #18 |
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| TheEllenShow: Here’s why I did not win the Teen Choice Award for Best Camera Work. http://su.pr/2fns1a | llnwd |
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| timoreilly: RT @safaribooks The best #iPhone books http://bit.ly/cdDpv including @tobyjoe's Programming the iPhone User Experience http://bit.ly/19EBiw | safaribooksonline |
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| eonline: Jessica Simpson's World is Rocked Yet Again http://bit.ly/aphiZ | eonline |
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| eonline: Jessica & Drew: Let's Hope for a Tie on Emmy Night http://bit.ly/19LUCT | eonline |
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| nytimes: New Nuns and Priests Opt for Tradition http://bit.ly/BkuTc | nytimes |
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| ijustine: Can't get that terrible "She Wolf" song outta my head. Getting dinner and thinking about spoof possibilities. | #36 |
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| neilhimself: Also I love it when an irritating touchscreen posts a random word. | #98 |
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| mashable: Ellen DeGeneres Twitter Follower to Win $1,000 - http://bit.ly/3IBLGC | mashable |
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| nytimes: Verdict Expected for Burmese Activist http://bit.ly/NaWRV | nytimes |
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| nytimes: Troubled Assets May Still Pose Risk http://bit.ly/ODlHx | nytimes |
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| neilhimself: Puzzled people tweeting to ask if I'm the neil in the tori songs. Um, yes. Hi, by the way. | #98 |
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| neilhimself: Puzzled | #98 |
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| wilw: New post on my blog: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up .. http://bit.ly/UqhnM | #38 |
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| sacca: @Ev @Sara No matter what you guys call him, to me, he'll always be: RT @Ev @Sara | #79 |
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| mashable: Can Yahoo Save You Cash? Yahoo Hopes So - http://bit.ly/ZBzDZ | mashable |
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| TechCrunch: Dell to Launch China-only Mobile Phone After All, Calls It “Ophone mini3i” http://tcrn.ch/4hLT by @serkantoto | mobilecrunch |
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| sacca: Just got a two character direct message that put a big smile on my face. Some Grade A awesome stuff is going down tonight. #jr | #79 |
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| Nightline: believe it or not, modern-day cattle rustling on the rise in tonight's Sign of the Times @barbaramagana shot in Bixby, Oklahoma | #91 |
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| GiulianaRancic: Our reality show will be on E! in the UK in October. RT @ukmassy: @GiulianaRancic Hi Giuliana, will that be on Style or E! Here in the UK? | #89 |
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| JustJared: Pierce Brosnan Has Family Fun: Pierce Brosnan and his wife Keely Shaye Smith takes their sons Dylan, 12, and Par.. http://bit.ly/U5mVd | buzznet |
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| sacca: I was told by @lak54 that the best way to thank her for the homecooked enchiladas is to tell all of you how absurdly delicious they were. | #79 |
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| sacca: Chowed down with, and was teased about my badger fears by, @lancearmstrong, @annahansen, @maxarmstrong1, @chaincondom, @lak54, & @college6. | #79 |
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| Nightline: never dorky to be in the know @melyndakay and thanks for the shoutout @Bunkaroo | #91 |
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| TechCrunch: YC-Funded JobSpice Makes Resumes Web Friendly, With A Facebook Co-Founder At The Helm http://tcrn.ch/4h6v by @jasonkincaid | techcrunch |
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| TheEllenShow: My point of view of the Jonas Brothers performing. http://su.pr/214VLk | llnwd |
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| eonline: RT @johncmayer Reminder, 11PM PST tune into E! and keep the Twitter nearby. Live @chelsealately play by play. | #61 |
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| BJMendelson: ! @emilysw No need to apologize. I actively encourage people to let me know of typos. I don't always catch them:-) | #71 |
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| Nightline: LIVE-keywords: @TerryMoran, Hudson, helicopter, plane, crash, @yunjid, H1N1, swine flu, vaccine, cattle rustling, recession, Hillary, Bill | #91 |
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| mashable: The New Search War: Google vs Facebook - http://bit.ly/2Y7chr | mashable |
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| Nightline: CLOSING ARGUMENT Hillary in Africa snaps over Bill question after his North Korea trip...Oversensitive or overshadowed? http://bit.ly/jMxZx | abcnews |
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