Rube Goldberg was a cartoonist and contortionist. He invented machines that would never work in the real world, but worked in his imagination, and he had the gift to be able to make them appear in our minds. Here's an example.
So here's my Rube Goldberg machine for today.
The result is a blog. Okay it looks terrible but there are a lot of steps in there. But it works, and no one wrote any special software.
Standards, man. Gotta love it.