I was getting ready to post an email to a group I'm part of, and was sidetracked by a popup that said I could send $20 to "Mary Green."

Here's why it's interesting and/or disturbing

• Google has become a bank. The transition is complete.

• Isn't this something like BitCoin?

• They're putting ads in my own email before I write it? How is that not spam?

• Get me the fuck out of here.

Here's why I'm freaking out

• Lately Google has been taking liberties with my email far more than I ever gave them permission to. Yeah, I'm sure legally I did -- or I'm sure they think I did.

• They make messages disappear as I click on them in the iPad version of GMail. They filter important messages to new tabs they invented, without asking me. Now they're invading a writing space with ads? What??

• I like that they add features to GMail, but they're really pushing us around, and it's not cool.