First, I gotta say upfront that I think Julie Andrews is super sexy.

I know I know it’s weird, but I do! So I thought it would be a good idea, with the new Tom Hanks/Emma Thompson movie coming out, to wa tch Mary Poppins, just so I’d have a full context on what the fight was about.

Well I found the movie almost unwatchable because Dick Van Dyk plays some kind of British street person. It makes my teeth hurt like someone running their fingernails on the blackboard.

Should I just skip over the scenes he’s in? Why is he needed anyway? I don’t get it. The movie is about kids, magic, and most of all JULIE ANDREWS!

Please explain. Thank you.