One of my earliest bits of Internet writing, and one that got a huge reaction was Platform is Chinese Household, October 1994. This morning in the midst of explaining the michegas with OAuth politics, I came up with a 138-character version of the Chinese Household piece. 

http://twitter.com/davewiner/status/7298593494  

"It's all sexual. Developers are the homemakers, platform vendors the alpha males. Homemakers decide who gets to reproduce. Sorry guys. " 

I like it. "> 

I was on a roll this morning. 

Another one, why reporters generally get the quote wrong. 

"problem is reporters quote their understanding of what you said not what you said. and they didn't understand what you said."