A few quick observations. 

It's so quiet! 

People are so polite. 

They smile a lot in an embarassed sort of way. 

They walk so slowly. 

There are birds chirping. (Wish they'd hush up. That infernal racket is giving me a headache.)  

Where are the crazy drunks screaming at everyone? 

Where are the outrageous trannies with their boyfriends? 

How come I can walk down the street and no cab tries to run me over? 

I'm sorry but I miss the big city.