I seem to be writing my epitaph today.  

Hope this isn't foreboding something bad.  

I used to say (and still do) that the headstone on my grave should say "He's not diggin anymore." 

That was kind of a joke, as all good headstone lines should be.  

But then I thought, maybe when my time is up, they'll have multimedia headstones!  

In that case, please use the closing scene from Dr Strangelove. 

It's optimistic!