It's even worse than it appears.
Monday February 12, 2018; 9:02 AM EST
I wrote this
on this day
in 2014 on Facebook.
There's a chain of beating hearts connecting back in time from you to a fish that crawled onto land, one of your many ancestors (assuming you believe in evolution, I guess).
Actually, even if you don't believe. :-)
Except for you, maybe, they were all women.
Last update: Monday February 12, 2018; 9:02 AM EST.