The things you used to write in Node.js and before that PHP and Perl, and in my case Frontier.#
I had been trying to get ChatGPT to do exactly that for months.#
We're going to spend a while reimplementing all our server software.#
It would be super helpful if the whole thing could be packaged up so we can write our servers in English or whatever our preferred Really Simple Language is, and have it compiled to whatever internal language it likes, and not have to learn too much new jargon.#
Last update: Tuesday February 24, 2026; 9:09 AM EST.
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