Funny Anagrams!

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Here are some computer-generated anagrams for "Communications Decency Act" from Mike Morton.

What's an anagram? According to Webster's New World Dictionary: "a word or phrase made from another by rearranging its letters."

Thanks Mike! They're funny!

Which one do you like the best?

Top Ten Anagrams for "Communications Decency Act"

10. Caution cynic: Scan modem, etc.
9. Communist, candy, cocaine, etc.
8. Academic custom: Cynic on 'Net
7. Connect CIA, communist decay
6. I disconnect my Acme account
5. [This anagram too offensive to post]
4. Condoms, etc., can cue intimacy
3. Decency? Commit a sin, account!
2. Cut my academic connections
1. Click here.

Runners-up:

A succinct edict: man, economy
CIA? Disconnect me, my account?
Connect Mosaic; induce my act
Cute, cosmetic cynic: Madonna
I accuse; condemn my tactic, no?
I accused: Connect into my Mac
I can't commend saucy conceit
Media custom: Connect a cynic
Mice may disconnect account
Scan me: CIA concocted mutiny

And, in case you lack any semblance of a life, the dregs:

A cue: connect to mad cynicism / A cynic, deacon, Communist, etc. / A nice, succinct, meaty condom / A science antic cut my condom / Accentuate condom cynicism / Accustom any indecent comic / Act accused -- I'm my connection / Ancient stucco; manic comedy / Anemic economy can't cut disc / Announce my cosmic act, edict / Announced my ecstatic comic / "Can do" science community -- act! / Can't connect Mosaic? Cue my id! / Can't deny a cosmic income-cut / Can't incite, accuse my condom / Canine comedy act, comic nuts / Cat, you can't condemn mice [sic] / Caution: disconnect my Mecca? / Cinematic comedy can't con U.S. / Comedian can't costume cynic / Comic act can do mutiny scene / Comic as my indecent account / Comic can enact my seduction / Comic scene: I can't cut Monday / Comic scene: I can't cut dynamo / Comic scene: Untidy act on Mac / Comic: "Can't deny, I consume cat" / Comment on "I can cut decay [sic]" / Commit indecent scan (O, yucca!) / Common Yucca is indecent act / Common cynic is accentuated / Conan cuts cinematic comedy / Conceit can decay Communist / Connect an icy, caustic modem / Connect cute, dynamic Mosaic / Connect music in a comedy act / Connect musician, comedy act / Connect my academic suction / Connect my acne to acid, music / Connect my caustic comedian / Connect my mind, acoustic ace / Connect to manic music, decay / Connect: A communistic decay / Connecticut maniac's comedy / Connecticut, my academic son / Cosmic menace can't undo city / Cue an accident, cosmic Monty / Cue my disc; connect to maniac / Cynic can suction a modem, etc. / Disconnect many a cute comic / Disconnect, Ma, cut my cocaine / Don't comment; I accuse a cynic / Ecstatic cynic: A condom menu / Edict: Announce my comic acts / Edict: Economy can't, music can / Edict: You can't scan comic men / Enact a cute cynicism: Condom / I accuse, I condemn my contact / I accuse, condemn natty comic / I announced, my cosmic cat, etc. / I can comment on accused city / I can't accuse; commend no city / I can't commence Inca custody / I can't comment on icy accused / I can't disconnect; cue my coma / "I can't scout decency." "I can, Mom!" / I can't, you can't commence disc / I connect to my manic, accused... / I'm a cute cynic: Enact condoms / Iconic cactus menaced Monty / Icy Communist cannot accede / Icy maniac: co-ed must connect / Indecent act? My conic mucosa! / Indecent comic can act mousy / Maniac concocted my cute sin / Manic aces concocted mutiny / May entice a succinct condom / Media connect my account [sic] / Men, you can't... / Mice can't accuse tiny condom / Modem? Cynic cannot accuse it! / Mosaic: Connect nudity, Mecca / My economic cut; I can't ascend / My succinct, one-act comedian / My, a cosmic, indecent account / Net-cynic: "Communicate codas" / Nicest commando, a cute cynic / Satanic, I cut common decency / Succinct academic -- not money / Succinct, I comment on a decay / Um, a net concocted a cynicism / Um, acne's concocted intimacy? / Uncanny edict: A cosmic comet / Uneconomic edict: Scan my cat / You can't commence antic disc / You can't commit scenic dance / You can't connect; Mecca is dim / You can't disconnect Mac-mice!

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