First, have a look at this story about the Knicks fans who wore bags over their heads at the game last night. This is NY sports at its best. We are not the city of pennant winners and world champions. The Yankees? Feh. The 1962 Mets! The 2015 Knicks! I'm glad to have lived to see both. We are the city of fantastic losers with a great sense of humor. Players like Quincy Acy and Choo Choo Coleman. We don't need Derek to be coaching the Knicks now, we need Casey.
If the Knicks management had a sense of humor:
They would hand out paper bags as you go into the Garden. I would actually pay money to go to a Knicks game if they did this.
Even better if the players wore bags over their heads.
Then they could sell you bags with players numbers on it.
If we're going to hose the season, we might as well have fun!