All of a sudden my Mac is telling me whose birthday is tomorrow. People I don't even know that well. How did that happen.

I don't like my computer randomly and unpredictably getting all "social" on me. It's a tool.

Try to imagine a carpenter's hammer starting to nag about an upcoming bar mitzvah.

A baseball player's bat starting to warn you about overdue bills.

Who asked for this shit!

PS: Here's the Facebook thread that inspired this post. Interesting comments.